Saturday, 30 May 2009

My Blog Candy with a twist!

Hello there!
As promised earlier, here is my new blog candy with a twist! I wanted to do one for a while and couldn't think of anything special as a reason, so now it's just like that. But to make it a bit more interesting for me I want you to do something to win my candy!
You can either make a card following my sketch underneath and link to it in your comment.
Or if you don't want to do that, make me laugh. Out loud! Tell me a really funny joke or an anecdode (spelling?), it doesn't matter what it is, but it has to be really funny!

Please let others know about my candy, too, by posting on your blog about it!

Here is my sketch then if you decide for the card :

Well and this is the price:

- A set of Nestabilities large plain Octagons
- A paket of designer Gromlets from We are Memorykeepers
- 5 pink glittery crads with envelopes
- A pack of flower shapes
- A 2x12 Papermania Oriental Spice Border pack
- 24 A4 sheets from the new Papermania Signature range Blueberry Hill and Regency (12 each)
- 20 6x6 sheets of Core'dinations Whitewash cardstock
- 1 Autumn Leaves Butterfly stamp
- 4 reels of American Crafts Ribbon
- Bottle of Silver Metallic 3D paint
- A wallet with Hanglar images

Hope you like my prize and I look forward to your entries!

Oh, this will close Saturday 30th of May!

62 comments:

Janette said...

OMG....Only dropped by to tell you there is an award on my blog for you if you want it,so glad I did,will defo be making a card for this one,thanks so much,Janette.x

CRAZYCRAFTSHED said...

Hi Alex
Wow some great stuff will have a go and will put on my blog.
Dianne xx

Ruth said...

I'll be working on it as soon as I get home from work!!Ruth x

shell said...

hiya Alex, wow would love to win all this, well i'm useless at jokes so i have gone with the sketch you can find my card here thanks for looking and good luck to everyone
shell x

Patsi said...

wow fantastic candy babe, I will be creating something for this one!

xx

annies place said...

Beautiful candy Alex, will have to think of something to make you laugh. My comp not working so can't upload anything. Ann x

stephward said...

I don't have a blog so can't upload card so will try a joke.

a man goes past a pet shop and sees a sign for a talking centipede £5000 and thinks "wow! that'll impress the lads down the pub bit pricey but well worth it!"
Goes into the pet shop and buys it and brings it home in a cardboard box. Later he decides to go to the pub and says to the centipede though the box. "Come on then lets go to the pub" Silence, so he thinks "hang on, I've bought a dud here so he repeats himself, Come on then lets go to the pub. Nothing. He starts opening the lid of the box and the centipede says "keep yer hair on, I heard you the first time - I was just getting me shoes on!!"
The silly ones are always the best!!

mandy said...

Hi Alex, will have to try and make you lol, i don't have a blog,and have no idea how to link to comment. What totally gorgeous, fab candy,thank you, so generous of you. ok here goes..
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?.....
sistermatic.. lol, or not. Lol
Mandy xx (Prudie-do crafts)

Aunty Sue said...

stunning candy will definately have ago glad i have time to do it and will be back to read the jokes.

Kathleen said...

What an amazing blog candy. I will def be entering this!
Will print the sketch off now and head off to make a card.
Kathleen xx

Ruth said...

Hi Alex, I've entered your great challenge with a 21st birthday card for my nephew so I tweaked it a bit (didn't think he'd appreciate flowers on it!!) I've used a new male image I drew and I know you will be honest and tell me what you really think.
Enjoy your day, Ruth x

JudeB said...

Hi Alex

Glad you liked the joke!! Really hoping to meet up with you in the next couple of days.

Love Judi xx

Ruth M said...

Hi Alex - it's Ruth, we met at Joanne's SU! Stamper's Ten meeting and you gave me your blog addy. Wow, that is great candy!

You have some wonderful cards and projects on the blog. I will have to check out that From the Desk of Timeless Template from PTI!

I will definitely make a card - it looks a fab sketch!

Jean said...

Hi Thanks for giving us this chance hope you find this funny
Jaycie x

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She would not recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took
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He asked her about the contents. 'When we were to be married,'
she said, 'my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage
was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you,
I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
happiness.
'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money?
Where did it come from?'
'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'

Foxcraft said...

I'm still working on my card but I thought you might chuckle at my little boys anecdote from this week ...... he was out in the garden talking to Daddy and they were talking about birds. He just came out with "Dad, what do you like about birds? Do you like tits? I do ..... but before you start being rude I mean birds that fly and the type of birds" He was so straightfaced and innocent about it (he's only 5 but obviously not as green as he's cabbage looking!)but Daddy ended up spitting into his tea. Not a funny joke, but as a mum to boys you've gotta see the funny side!

Diamond Doll said...

Hi Eiabarin, what yummy candy(love those images and the Nesties).I have made a card following your sketch you will find it HereI have added alink to your candy in my post.
Thanx for the chance.
Trish (-:

Lynne in NI said...

Hi Alex
I loved your idea for your candy (and gorgeous candy it is too!)
Here is my card and I've linked you on my blog.
Lynne
:D

terriavidreader (USA - IN) said...

YUMMY candy! And definitely worth the effort. Here's my entry into your candy (I can't get the exact post to show but it's the 5/5/09 entry Here

Janette said...

Hi Alex,have just posted my card entry for your blog candy,have actually managed to link my card to your blog but not sure if I can put a link in here back to there....not very good at this yet,so sorry,I tried,huhttp://little-boscraftyplace.blogspot.com/gs Janette.x

Tracey said...

hi Alex wooooow i would love to win your candy wooow i have not seen any ofc the itams in your kit before i know i would so enjoy using it.. i am so thrilled to be able to have a chance to win
angel wishes tracey xx

Char in So Cal said...

Here is what I've got in hopes of making you laugh:

If crafting is a petty crime I will soon be doing time If crafting is against the law I'll do time forever more

I sit and craft from morn 'til night,
my family do despair,
but armed with heat gun, ink pads too, I really just don't care

The more I see, the more I want, I cannot see an end,
to sticky pads and funky foam, I have to spend, spend, spend

I made a candle, just last week, it turned out quite a mess, I think I'll stick to making cards, coz that's what I do best

(Written by Karla)


I don't have a blog of my own but I do have e-mail and I have sent a link to your site to all my crafty gal pals!

Thanks for the op to win some YUMMY blog candy!

Char in So Cal
{scrampaddict} {at} {cox} {dot} {net}

Silvana said...

great blog!!!and awesome candy...I put a link in my sidebar blog and I copy the card sketch!!! I'll let you know when my card is done.

Alyssa said...

You've been put up in the sidebar of my blog. I'll have to try that sketch - it looks great! :o)

Kim Clarke said...

hi

dont have a card but great story - my son 15 - last week was showing an uncharacteristic interest in his work placement which he insisted we let the school arrange - anyways it arrived on Friday and when I told him the way I would describe his reaction was like an excited puppy - what, where, when..............he want to pursue a career in medecine - so when I told him he was to go to with a Professor of Cardiology he was like ..........ohhhhhhhhh (bigh sigh effect) great on probing him - his worries were that a friend already had theirs in and they were to go along with a professor of Gynocology!!! Never laughed to much, kept me going all weekend my poor boy panicking............

Kim xx

Denise said...

OK... here's my lame joke...

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or
what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

Thanks for the chance at great candy!

Char- The Mad Shopper said...

I posted about your blog candy in the bar on the right side of my blog: Paper Crafts, Pass It OnTrue story that still makes me laugh when I think about it: Two years ago I developed paralysis of the left arm. This was exceptionally hard on me because I am left handed. I was experiencing atrophy of the muscles in my hand, and ended up having surgery to help save my hand. Like a true diehard scrapbooker, the first thing I asked the Dr. when I came out of surgery was “when can I scrap again”. Knowing what I meant when I said that, the nurses chuckled a little. The Dr. looked at me intensely and replied, “there will be no wrestling for you my dear for a good while.” Hearing this, the whole staff broke out in a roar of laughter. The Dr. had thought by scrap I meant to fight.

Aunty Sue said...

Hi Alex well I have done your challenge to make a card but have combined it with kays ABC hope that is ok. You can find my card Here hope you like.

Whisper said...

Hi Alex,

I'm no good at jokes - I never seem to understand the punch line!!, so instead I made a card, using your sketch and it's in my Docrafts gallery, under the name Whisper.

Thank you so much for opening your challenge to us non bloggers and what a wonderful candy, my you have been so generous, thanks again Sam x

Sarah-Jane said...

Great candy, I have a joke and it's my 4 year olds favourite at the mo! Here goes..
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
.
.
.
'cause it wanted to get to the bottom!!!
Anyway thanks for the chance, I hope you like the joke?!
Hugs Sarah-Jane xx

Julies Crafty Creations said...

Hi Alex
Well I am rubbish at jokes so won't bore you with the ones I know. I have followed your lovely sketch as I would love to win your amazing blog candy, thanks for the chance of winning it.
Here is my entryI'm keeping my fingers and toes crossed Hugs Julie x

Caroljenks said...

Hi Alex :)

At last I've been able to upload my entry into your candy!! I added your pic & link to my blog ages ago tho!

Hope you like my card. I will be keeping my fingers very tightly crossed now :)

Carol x

annies place said...

Hi Alex thank you for doing this I have added my card
Ann x

BurningRubber said...

Wow!
Glad I found your blog.http://www.angelfire.com/ks/BurningRubber/blog/

Gry-E. said...

Hello.
What a great idea to have a sketch to follow the blogcandy. I loved both of them.
I wrote about it on my blog, but I am afraid I didn't write your name correctly - I don't know how to get the dots over the a. Sorry.

Shree's Blog said...

Ohhhh wow its wonderful, I certainly enjoyed doing this and I hope you dont know I adepted it just a little bit to make it for Fathers Day and I have posted your blog candy on my blog, thanks so very much, lol
Shree
xx
http://shreescrafting.blogspot.com/2009/05/eisbarin-blog-candy-card.html

Liszha said...

I came by accidently but I really love your cards and the little paper handbag you made.
Your blog candy is great. I might take a chance on your sketch and put it on my blog.

Silvana said...

hey here is my take on your sketch ...come take a look
http://mimundo78.blogspot.com/2009/05/amigas-para-siempre-friends-forever.html

Faerielore said...

Hi Alex, im so glad you liked the wedding pictures, the day was so beautiful. I will definately add a few more at another stage for you to have a look at, and ill have to take some pictures of my scrapbook pages that i plan to make. im going to try and make a card tonight for your blog candy, its gorgeous !!!! talk soon hun xxx

Anonymous said...

Hi Alex, what wonderful blog candy. Sorry haven't time to make a card, got 4 to make for next week, so that I can go on holiday with them sent. This might make you laugh, it makes most people and its true.
My 3 year old grand-daughter Lucy had a tissue tucked into her knickers. Mummy (claire) asked 'why have you put this tissue in your knickers' Lucy replied 'Well you do and so does aunty juju (julie)! (Panty liner!)
Beryl x

barbara said...

Hiya Alex I am notvery good at telling jokes (or winning things for that matter ) but I did hear this on telly the other day and thought it was a hoot lol.

'What is the most common owl on the british isles?'









The tee



The teet owl


Get it?

(tea towel)
HA HA HA

Jennifer said...

I will link you to my blog Alex but in the mean time, here's my joke.
" if you get an e-mail from the dept of health advising you not to eat tinned pork due to swine flu worries, please dont worry, its only spam!!!" Tee Hee!!!!
Love and hugs Jennifer (Aka PookspoonsXXXXX)
http://pookspoonspocket.blogspot.com/

jacquiscards said...

A biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a pub in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: £2.00

HAMBURGER: £2.25

CHEESEBURGER: £2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: £3.50

HAND JOB: £50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he had the necessary payment, the biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the biker.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile,
"may I help you?"

The biker leans over the bar,
"I was wondering young lady," he whispers,
"are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with a wide smile and purrs
"Why, yes, yes, I am".

The biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly,
"Well, wash your hands pet, then get me a cheeseburger


havent had time to craft but i hope u smile at the joke

hugs jacqui x aka jax on dc

Anonymous said...

Paddy the farmer gets a visit from the vet.Vet says "Do you know all your cattle have bluetongue?"

Paddy replied " Eh! I didnt even know they had mobiles!!!"

Soz,it as the only none mukki joke i knew hehe!!

Pinkpixie XX

Anjie said...

Here's my joke, a little rude so I've changed a word.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up on a morning?



Because they don't have any doo daas to scratch!

jacquiscards said...

sorry hun i had a major laspe x

Anonymous said...

Hi Alex
Amazing blog candy, you're very generous! Thank you so much for giving us non-bloggers a chance of winning. My card is here.
Sharon xxx (ratz4ever from do crafts)

rosie said...

Alex, as always your blog is amazing. Just like your cards!!

I could never do your designs justice and so am gonna attempt to make you laugh.

A middle eastern king was down on his money and began to sell off his valuables. The last of these was the Star of the Euphrates, at that time the most valuable diamond in existence. He went to a pawnbroker who offered him 100,000 rials for it. "Are you crazy?", said the king. "I paid one million rials for this gem! Don't you know who I am?"

The pawnbroker replied, "When you wish to pawn a star, makes no difference who you are."

jules said...

OOOh!!love the blog candy!!!!!

dont think i have a chance with a card so heres a joke for you!!!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender for some drinks:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender: "What is a B and C?"
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"

Kathleen said...

Hi Alex, Have just uploaded card in my blog. I love the layout and the candy, I hope you like this card.

Kathleen (golden girl Docrafts)

Faerielore said...

Hey Alex, i managed to make a card for your stunning candy :) i hope you like it

http://faerieworldcards.blogspot.com/2009/05/alexs-blog-candy-sketch-card.html

good luck everyone xxxx

Kathleen said...

Well, talk about leaving it to the last minute!!!
I've finally made my card for your challenge and you can see it hereHope you like it! (Keeping my fingers crossed!!)
Kathleen xx

Anonymous said...

Whoopsie, my card is now here.

Sharon (ratz4ever)

little miss naughty ??? said...

hiya Alex, no good at jokes, so made a card instead, thank you for your comments nice blog thingie. Carla aka little miss naughty???

Suzy said...

I did it!! I didi it !!! I hope :)
My card is here

Katarina said...

What a terrific idea for a candy - and what a great candy too!
I suck at telling jokes and I needed a kick in the you-know-what with making a card for my friend. Thank you for kicking me, lol.
You can see my card on my blog. It was so much fun and a fab sketch.

kamadesign

sweetdesigninc said...

Well I didn't get a chance to finish a card so here is a joke I hope you like it.
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.

Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side.

He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.

But the hospital was in a real hurry to
get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."

The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and asked with some trepidation, "Well, bro, what did you name them?"

Whereupon, his brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."

The husband, relieved, said, "That's a lovely name! And what did you come up with for my son?"

The brother winked and replied, "Denephew."


Love your blog!! I have a link on my blog.

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